John Giles

A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.

"OH FUCK!!!! it's a John Giles, fucking run!"
"don't feed the John Giles kids"

by Gieon February 3, 2010

Gillespie

A Gillespie is a moronic or vain individual who cannot take a joke or will never stop repeating the same joke. A Gillespie will often attempt to win praise from its peers with a self righteous flex (boast) about his personal life. A Gillespie has also most likely spent £40+ on vbucks and then has abandoned the account with said virtual currency.

“I met a Gillespie today”
“Aw shit sorry man”
“He looked at me”
“Oof”

by MainManCraig December 12, 2018

The gillespie

Having extremely greasy pubic hair while ploofing and doing the savoy.

Oh man, I just had tons of the gillespie when i had sex with my girl this morning.

by Gillard March 9, 2007

Gilles Deleuze

An unintelligible and senseless French thinker who wrote on every topic under the sun, while not caring whether or not anyone could actually understand what he was writing. His works are virtually impenetrable. A favourite of hipsters and pretentious post-structuralists

David: The rule of association is subsumed in the depths of subjectivity conjuring transcendental spontaneity while forgoing the substrate necessary for external relations and rendering pluralism an immanent antinomy. Isn't it obvious?!
Max: You've been reading too much Gilles Deleuze

by RedPanda0112358 September 13, 2011

giles

A extremely guliable kid who trades his belongings that are shaped like balls for fake Pokemon cards. He is an animal that fails to to play wii and is short as a midget.

that kid is such a giles.

by ilovegilesandanson666 August 16, 2010

The Dizzy Gillespie

When you blow into someone's asshole until you create enough air pressure to shoot a turd back into your mouth.

"So my girlfriend wanted me to try somethin new last night - The Dizzy Gillespie. That's black love!"

"I choked on Dizzy Gillespie!"

"Oh, HELL to tha naw!" - Whitney Houston

by Laquanda Shaneesha Chautauqua Jones December 11, 2006

giles

Somebody who Masterchef aspires to be, but has always been dissapointed, never quite managing to live upto this soul aim in life.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003