Graces

🍆5’2 Knob🍆💦

Graces has a 5’2 knob as big as her

by Ellejess January 2, 2022

Gravel dick

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.

Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.

by Semen Tower July 28, 2010

Grave Robbing

When somebody shits in the toilet and you steal it before they can flush.

Æthel and Nyatasha went grave robbing and snagged some chocolate hot dogs.

by A Lynch March 18, 2022

loose gravel aids

When you have aids and your uterus is filled with gravel (small pieces of rock) and when you sneeze your gravel filled uterus shoots out.

"I have to go to the hospital. I think I have loose gravel aids."

by Typesofaids December 13, 2016

piss on your grave

"Piss on your grave" is what you tell someone when you greatly resent something they have said or done, assuring them that you will not forget it and have no respect for them.

"If you dare do that, I'll piss on your grave!"

by markxcool June 12, 2016

i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016

On foe nem grave

It’s like on god, or I swear

I killed that dude last week “On foe nem grave”

by Ight we cool September 14, 2019