by singndrum17 October 20, 2006
Get the Goldielocks mug.you prepare yourself a meal early in the day and refrigerate for later consumption and your roommate/spouse/someone other then you, microwaves it all, eats half of it and puts it back in the fridge rendering it un-edible because it cannot be re-heated twice for fear of food poisoning.
much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)
much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)
by gorgeousgeorge83 April 13, 2010
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A white person with "dreadlocks"
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
"Hey, get a look at Moldilocks over there."
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
by Lord_Pickle_Chips September 6, 2018
Get the Moldilocks mug.Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg!
Guy 2: Fo' shizzle, G. Mah coldicock is gettin' COLDILOCKS.
Guy 2: Fo' shizzle, G. Mah coldicock is gettin' COLDILOCKS.
by Joanna and Sami January 7, 2009
Get the coldilocks mug.Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.
"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"
"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"
by The_Dank_Yodeler November 30, 2017
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Get the Goldilocksing mug.When a friend, relative, significant other, coworker or acquaintance is incapable of scheduling or confirming plans too far in advance bc they're not quite sure how they'll feel mentally, emotionally and physically that particular day, and for that particular event. Respectively, they also refuse plans conceived the day of said event, bc it's too short notice and they don't have time to prepare.
The only reasonable solution is to invite them at precisely the right time, neither too early, nor too close to the event, but just the right time. One can equate this type of conduct to the uniquely unsettling children's fable Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
So, Goldilocks breaks into the bears cottage. The unsuspecting bears (Mama, Papa and baby) have left unexplained. Although it's not discussed, obviously the bears left bc of an emergency bc the 3 bowls of porridge were still full and Papa bear's pipping hot. After legit breaking and entering the bears cottage, Ms. Locks sits down at the table and precedes to help herself to the uneaten porridge, eagerly sampling each bowl until deciding baby bears was just right, leading her to greedily scarf it down.
This unconventional outlook they have, parralleling Goldilockses' esoteric precision but not quite mirroring her inherently pretentious behavior regarding her privilege and budding audacity, explains why Goldilocksism is quickly growing in popularity.
The only reasonable solution is to invite them at precisely the right time, neither too early, nor too close to the event, but just the right time. One can equate this type of conduct to the uniquely unsettling children's fable Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
So, Goldilocks breaks into the bears cottage. The unsuspecting bears (Mama, Papa and baby) have left unexplained. Although it's not discussed, obviously the bears left bc of an emergency bc the 3 bowls of porridge were still full and Papa bear's pipping hot. After legit breaking and entering the bears cottage, Ms. Locks sits down at the table and precedes to help herself to the uneaten porridge, eagerly sampling each bowl until deciding baby bears was just right, leading her to greedily scarf it down.
This unconventional outlook they have, parralleling Goldilockses' esoteric precision but not quite mirroring her inherently pretentious behavior regarding her privilege and budding audacity, explains why Goldilocksism is quickly growing in popularity.
Molly's severe Goldilocksism prevents her from being constantly invited to Gary's multiple BBQ, birthday and insignificant holiday parties he inconviently throws throughout the year.
by Anniebanannie! April 28, 2022
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