legal glitch

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

tab glitch

a unfair advantage in roblox typically used in the game slap battles where if u hold right click on the tab while not in fullscreen it freezes the game just for you evading something from happening

"bro stop tab glitching you stupid killstreak"

by slyxrs April 5, 2023

Javelin Glitch

When a player in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, runs around with Commando, Lightweight, and Marathon, (lightweight can be replaced by danger close somtimes.) and pulls out a semtex or throwing knive, then hits Y before throwing it, and thus the glitch is active.

random fruit cake:Dude run the Javelin glitcher nooblet is chasing us!

other nooblet: OMG stun him or somthing!

other other other nooblet h4x3rz: l0l! im chasing two noobs on the other team with my javelin lol! im not even glitching.

by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009

FRICKEN GLITCHEN

The state of hardware or software to be buggy in a manner that is odd and confusing to the user, generally resulting in the user to freak out.

i have no clue where else to ask for help every time i get online ON THIS GAME AS A WHOLE >:{ I GET FRICKEN GLITCHEN

i'm gonna try a defragmentation see if that'll work and i have windows xp cable highspeed charter ...i don't screw with the config only if i want this t happen maybe theres so many data gaps hence the defrag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID A VIRUS SCAN DOWNLOADED CEP EVEN BOUGHt A DIAMOND EDITION AND IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DID REGISTRY MECHANIC DIDN"T WORK DID ADAWARE DIDN"T WORK!! HEWLP ME SOMENE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jayde Moon April 17, 2009

Glitched

When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.

Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.

by flawedcode.mp3 May 15, 2017

Gary Glitter

Former UK Glam Rock God but now a sad bald old pervert with a liking for little girls especially Asian ones ,Awaiting Trial in Vietnam.

Q:What does Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
A:They Both Come in little yellow Boxes

by ayermaw April 10, 2006

glifted

adj, Super clean weed high. The type of high that will make you talk about freedom. Just a chill, fun warm summer high that makes you want to go to the beach.

homeboy1: hows that herbal remedy mang

homeboy2: its funky and twist glifted...

homeboy1: dang mang, make another trip to humbolt...??

by the glifted one March 14, 2008