Fresh Home

Just Beens Set Free From Prison

"Yo Ma Nigga Troops is fresh home"

by londonslangguy December 6, 2009

flesh of my flesh

A term used to describe one's children.

My son is flesh of my flesh

by ahmed ahmed ahmed July 4, 2007

fresh prince

fresh prince is a sitcom that is actually named "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" it was popular furing the early and mid 90s but has recently been making a come back. It is known by many people just for its theme song even if you hate the show (how could u hate it???) you still have to love the theme song. The most common lyrics for it are:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

but on the first three episodes they used these lyrics:
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
Put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like
Hmmm this might be all right

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Other lyrics were never used for the show but did show up later on an album version they were:
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
Put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like
Hmmm this might be all right

But wait I hear they're prissy and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

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by homestarkid09 January 14, 2005

crescent fresh

A term to describe something cool. Made semi-popular by a show that used to air on MTV called Sifl & Olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.

Sifl & Olly is crescent fresh. I'm going to go download the episodes.

by Seer-of-Shadows April 21, 2004

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014

flesh orbs

Slang for boobs, especially boobs that are magical.

She showed me her flesh orbs it was amazing.

by zacherzach July 3, 2018

freshman flesh

Term used to describe a freshman, either in high school or college, who becomes sexually promiscuous in order to try to gain the acceptance of the upperclassmen. In reality, they will just become known as the school skank, and no one will want to associate with them except guys who just want to use them for sex.

Freshman #1: What has been up with Kelly lately? She's been throwing herself at all these seniors.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.

Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.

by Natki February 19, 2011