dual flush

the act of pinching off a dookie which in turn requires a flush prior to the initial flush in order to prevent clogging due to an overload of toilet paper

man #1- Dude! My dookie was so big i couldnt help but pinch it off...but then i had to dual flush.
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!

by HoneyMustard January 18, 2009

kick flush

the act of kicking the flusher of a toilet to avoid hand contact

Dude, I pulled a kick flush so I wouldn't have to touch that sick toilet!

by polishladdy January 10, 2010

champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.

"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"

by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014

flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.

I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

fluskin

or fluski: a cat, often used in a playful or adoring way.

"Fluskin, where is your toy" Or can also be used as an adjective "Where is your Fluskin Toy" (talking to the cat) ... "Oh, look at the cute Fluskin"

by Peter Jakes February 8, 2008

flusterer

Someone who is great at making someone else flustered

Rose is a Jas flusterer

by Red one January 12, 2019

courtesy flush

When you're using a public restroom and your shit smells so bad you flush it as soon as possible so as not to make everyone else in the restroom puke.

Hey, how about a courtesy flush?

by Logroller September 23, 2005