Fuck me

1: A sexual saying to have sex

2: An accident or wowing

1: Alice: Fuck me Jake!

2: Paul: Fuck me I stubbed my toe!

by LoisTheGriffin2025 February 1, 2025

Fuck me

I'm dead 😂😂😂

I'm dead. I'm dying help me give me a hand. I'm OUT. Go away from me! Hello hello?fuck me I'm dead. Lol

by GAFM November 20, 2025

fuck me!

A comment made when something is cool or astounding.

"Fuck me! You've got cherry pie?"

by GirlSkater March 27, 2004

fuck-me

Adjective. Describes an article of clothing usually worn by women to invite attention.

Ginny said to Hermione: "Wear these fuck-me boots. Harry will be all over you."

by stercor December 1, 2009

Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten

1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

by Cotbumm July 21, 2016

Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.

'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'

by Vinylist January 19, 2014