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frenching a bed

A trick perpetrated at summer camps or on fellow military recruits where a tightly made bed (hospital corners and all) is made up in such a way that the sheet(s) below the blanket are made up and tightly tucked in, but they only reach halfway down the mattress before being folded under. thus it is preventing the proper occupant from slipping under covers at bedtime. Rather his legs get stuck halfway down in the folded sheet "envelope."
Example: We were frenching a bed for every guy who acted like an idiot.
by CanadianWiz February 2, 2014
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Felching

The act of ejaculating into your partner's rectum and then sucking it out and spitting it into their mouth.
Miss Felching really lived up to her name!
by Testacleez August 15, 2009
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Penor Felching

when a man fucks a woman in the ass, cums inside her, then pulls out hes dick and holds it under her ass as she squeezes out the cum on hes dick. Then makes her suck hes dick clean and swallow it
While doing my girlfriend in the ass last night, i decided to finish up inside her, then noticing she was dripping, i decided to make her squeeze it all over my dick, then i made her suck and lick it all clean, oh how i love penor felching
by giggla! July 25, 2010
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Snow-felching

The act of transfering, from one mouth to another, sperm retrieved from a buggered anus.
"I saw him suck my jizz from inside her rump and begin snow-felching with Daniel"
by Hairy Bottom November 2, 2007
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felching

Sucking out or licking one's seminal fluid from their partner's rectum, perhaps along with some other tasty juices and fecal treats.
Felching my dog is mmm mmm good.
by MADMarmot May 24, 2005
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felching

my friend argies favourite activity with his boyfriend after he hs shot his load he sucks it from his arse with a straw
by anton May 13, 2005
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The Felching Snow Storm

When a man has two woman and cums in the ass of woman #1. Then sucks out his own cum and snowballs it to the mouth of woman #2.
I can't wait until we have another snow day here in Wisconsin. The Felching Snow Storm Warning will be in full effect !!!
by Steve Buchan October 8, 2008
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