wipe forward

When a human's girth prohibits them from reaching their butthole using the tried and true "around the back" method, they are instead forced to, first acknowledge their depravity and lack of humanity, second, reach backward between their legs and wipe away the shit using a "hook up" motion, leaving a secret skidmark. a female may experience messiness around the labia, usually leading to yeast infections and herpes. Males get shit all over the rear of their testicles See:Sack-o-berries.

Dude I went down on this fat bitch at the Team Hancock party. And a horrid odor reached my nose long before it hit her clit. I found the source of this to be a Secret Skidmark left behind by a wipe forward. I should have know because she was pushing three hundred, she probally made the switch around 180 so there was a browning of the sknin. I lost all Drive to Dive and left.
WE at Team Hancock believe this is foul act is responsible for the fat people musk......don't tell me you don't know what i'm talkin about

by Team Hancock December 26, 2005

tuck-it-forward

To show some "balls" or to show that you have courage during a time of stress, anxiety, or pressure. It is derived from doing the opposite of tucking ones balls and shaft back behind his own thighs to simulate a mangina.

Pat slugged a beer, took a shot and approached the girl that he had his eye on all night. The booze were just what he needed to be able to tuck-it-forward.

by The Man Mulcahey July 29, 2009

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

Forward Processing

Handling incoming data communication first and foremost, and distributing it instantly to the hard drive.

Incoming information for a server skips going to the RAM and goes straight to the storage device.

by John Leighow July 18, 2005

Forward Friends

Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)

Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..

Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.

Robert: There's only one friend...

Jill: I know.

by CapnNorris December 14, 2010

forward fucked

When someone sends a personal or heartfelt text, but turns out that shits just a forward!

John: Dude dillon acted like a douche lastnight!

Steve: yeah, but at least he apologized he sent me a really nice text this morning, bout how were best friends and how he gets outta control sometimes.

John: that MOTHER FUCKER!

Steve: what?

John: he forward fucked our asses!

Steve: whatta Gebroni!

by Trevcraig15 January 18, 2011

golden forward

when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.

I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.

by svennung September 17, 2013