2 definitions by CapnNorris
Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)
Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..
Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.
Robert: There's only one friend...
Jill: I know.
Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.
Robert: There's only one friend...
Jill: I know.
by CapnNorris December 14, 2010
When a man has symptoms similar to when a woman PMSes.
Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.
Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.
John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*
Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?
Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.
Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?
Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.
by CapnNorris December 24, 2010