flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Flabbit

The dried corpse of a flattened, run over rabbit

When one spots a flattened rabbit ground into the tarmac everyone shouts “Flabbit!!”

by Libbi the van August 14, 2024

Flebbit

A fake plebbit that has a turquoise name because he is Nitro boosting

This guy thinks he's a Plebbit, but he's really just a Flebbit.

by BikiniLover69 October 29, 2023

flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

a silly goose whos a silly little willy, also the lyrics for a song called (the ruler of everything - tally hall)

please go listen

PLEASE.

person 1: hey dawg uh whats that one song that goes "do u hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber-"

person 2: ruler of everything?

person 1: oh yea- wanna listen together?

person 2: yea! that would be silly! /pos

by mushroomkingdom January 8, 2024

floobitzirbit

A very selfish kind of guy, who never looks out for anyone’s needs but his own. Especially in Fortnite

Dang, floobitzirbit stole my loot once again.

by Casey knoy January 20, 2024

Flibbity flabbity

Flabby
Come on

Oh flibbity flabbity

by mrbeanrockywensleydale January 17, 2025

Dag Flabbit

A playful, lighthearted exclamation of frustration or annoyance, similar to “dagnammit” or “darn,” commonly used in the context of penetration testing or cybersecurity.

Dag flabbit! The firewall rules changed again, and now I have to adjust our testing parameters.

by Melvin Benn June 7, 2024