Alaskan Flob

A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!

by Herbalfire September 20, 2023

Flob

A word that Moriah Elizabeth created.

Flower+Blob=Flob

Person 1 ; look at that flob!
Person 2 ; yeah! that is a pretty flob!

by lupinthequeer July 8, 2022

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Flob

a “flower-blob” creature, often created by Moriah Elizabeth

I drew a cute Flob today! It was a cute blob with some floral petals around its head.

by flob.creator July 9, 2022

Flob

Flob is a Flower Blob created by Moriah Elizabeth a art YouTuber.

“Hey look over there it’s a Flob!”

by Abcfedghilkjmnorqpstuxwvyz July 12, 2022

Flob

Someone who lives in their mum’s basement

“Johnny is such a Flob for living in his moms basement, what a gay bastard!”

by Thecomicbookguy May 17, 2021

Flob

A blob who is also a flower. It is customary in the flob community for the petals of the flob to be alternating. Some flobs inhabit the exciting flob city and many wish to win a trip there.

Word credit - Moriah Elizabeth

Person 1: My favorite blob is little flobby the flob.
Person 2: You watch Moriah Elizabeth too?!
#teampickleforlife.

by Heheheheheheheheheheheheheetc. July 11, 2022