Fexting

when you try to seem popular by pretending to be texting on your phone (usually to impress the opposite sex or to avoid conversation).

hey bro, stop fexting and talk to these girls.

by Richard Zucker October 17, 2009

Fatting

FATTING IS WHEN YOUR BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE PRETTIEST FROM TOUCHING YOUR SEXY TUM THE GIRLIEST BITCHES YOU SEE IN ANY SCHOOL FROM PRE TO UNI ARE THE FATTINGV GIRLS IF YOU GLOSSY RAINBOW FATCH SEXY FRITING SLICK KATTY FRAT FETTIE PHAT PHETTIE PETITE VAST OBESE CONFETTIE FETTIE FAT YOURSELF TO FETZ EXREAM YOU WILL BECOME A CELEBERITY AND A IDOL MODEL FOTTYS ARE FATTIES AND FATTING GIVES THUG CHAINS OBESE IS ZANDAYA FA EVERY MODEL IS FATTING TO FAME FROT NIGGAS FOTTY CELEBS KATTY TEENIECUTES COTTYS CONFETTI FETTI FRAT SLICK PINK GLOSS FASHIONISTA ASTER GANGSTER OF CLEAN CHAINS OBESE PETITE PHAT ROCKS N RULES PUDGE GIRLY CUTIE💋 PREP💄 FATTNG FRAT PHRAT PHRET PREP FOT POT KATTY ECH BUNNY TUM LOLLIPOP BABE SEXY QUEEN GETS FRAT ELEC LADY GAGA PAPZ FATTING GIVES FAIRY DRESS MAGICAL CASTLE IN HOLLIWOOD THROUGH FATTING FATTING CAN BE LIKE A SUGER SWEET COTTY HIGH TEEN WITH PRINCESS DRESSES BARBIE FATTEST IDOL AWARD WINNING FAT STAR👑💰🌟🌐👠👛💞💞💞💞🐩

Hey sexy frat babes let's go in the prettiest GIRLIEST bikinis, no loosers are getting in the way of our fatting expecally skinny old beach whales who call themselves a proud ball but we are actuall fatting mermaids duh xoxo

by Truthofficial777 October 22, 2019

fatting

Another way of saying good or big. Can be used on its own or as an intensifier.

Originates from the cult cartoon short film Super Mario Långben: Cp-Dinosaurien (Super Mario Goofy: The Retard Dinosaur), in the line "I'm kicking fatting popcorn."

That movie was pretty fatting.

I had a fatting swell time last night.

I'm kicking fatting popcorn.

by Ichabe October 5, 2008

Fatting

FATTING IS WHEN YOUR BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE PRETTIEST FROM TOUCHING YOUR SEXY TUM THE GIRLIEST BITCHES YOU SEE IN ANY SCHOOL FROM PRE TO UNI ARE THE FATTINGV GIRLS IF YOU GLOSSY RAINBOW FATCH SEXY FRITING SLICK KATTY FRAT FETTIE PHAT PHETTIE PETITE VAST OBESE CONFETTIE FETTIE FAT YOURSELF TO FETZ EXREAM YOU WILL BECOME A CELEBERITY AND A IDOL MODEL FOTTYS ARE FATTIES AND FATTING GIVES THUG CHAINS OBESE IS ZANDAYA FA EVERY MODEL IS FATTING TO FAME FROT NIGGAS FOTTY CELEBS KATTY TEENIECUTES COTTYS CONFETTI FETTI FRAT SLICK PINK GLOSS FASHIONISTA ASTER GANGSTER OF CLEAN CHAINS OBESE PETITE PHAT ROCKS N RULES PUDGE GIRLY CUTIE💋 PREP💄 FATTNG FRAT PHRAT PHRET PREP FOT POT KATTY ECH BUNNY TUM LOLLIPOP BABE SEXY QUEEN GETS FRAT ELEC LADY GAGA PAPZ FATTING GIVES FAIRY DRESS MAGICAL CASTLE IN HOLLIWOOD THROUGH FATTING FATTING CAN BE LIKE A SUGER SWEET COTTY HIGH TEEN WITH PRINCESS DRESSES BARBIE FATTEST IDOL AWARD WINNING FAT STAR👑💰🌟🌐👠👛💞💞💞💞🐩

I'm the hottest popular fiach in this party let me take over on my fatting x throne ® where I fly my fat all you loosers suck as thins I'm the thic diva fret gonna rule you life WOOOOOOOOOOFOOOOOTFATTYFRETSEXYFEXIFRAAAATFETFATT💖💖💖

by Truthofficial777 October 22, 2019

Festing

The act of hooking up with an unexpected victim on multiple different occasions.

Hey, I've been seeing Maira with The Laminator a lot lately....in bed. Aren't they in the same fraturnaty?

Yeah, they have been festing for at least 2 weeks now.

by Billboard house January 15, 2009

Fexting

When two people who may have slightly awkward sexual tension text eachother but are "just friends"

Daniel: Hey Emily, are you and Rico Suave still texting? It's getting pretty suriousss eh??
Emily: No no Daniel, don't be so naive, we're just fexting!

by D-BLOCK && E-HOEE April 6, 2010

Fexting

Fexting is a portmanteau of Feet and Texing. It's like sexting but for people who have a fetish about feet. They send and receive photos by text of feet.

Person 1: I think Jim and Sue have a weird relationship, they were texting photos of their feet all evening?

Person 2: Ah, they were fexting!

by Ivor Fortose May 8, 2011