Feeding the Geese 

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

Feeding the Geese by Anonymous April 6, 2003

feeding the kitty 

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.

Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.

feeding the kitty by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

feeding the cats

What you say on the phone to let the other person know that you can no longer talk freely because someone has entered the room.

Jamie "So what did you do last night?"
Erica "I'm feeding the cats"
Jamie "OK, tell me later."

feeding the cats by T.M. December 28, 2005

Feeding Nuke 

Another form of expressing masterbation.

Hey guys, I uh gotta feed Nuke. Sure Ya do

Ahh man, I'm getting chaffing from feeding nuke.

Feeding Nuke by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004

feeding the ducks 

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

feeding the ducks by Jobot October 19, 2003

Feeding the Cat

Feeding the cat is simply getting laid.

"Alright bitches were all feeding the cat tonight"

"Gabby did you feed the cat last night?"

Feeding the Cat by UHART17 November 11, 2013

Feeding the geese 

When you stoke your shaft sentually or another words jacking off or beating your dick rubbing your penis tell it go boom

I accidentally walked in on my son and he was feeding the geese

Feeding the geese by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018