fergus

a guy who you can fall hella in love with and never get over him no matter what has a big grin strong muscly body and actually cares about your feelings he loves to make everyone happy and falls in love very quickly doesn't like to communicate a lot but he can swept you off your feet with just 6 words

wow hes such a fergus

he swept me off my feet
i love you fergus <3

<3 j<3

by gwylimsbitch May 16, 2019

Fergus

noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet laerge, testicles.

"i heard his testicles are asymetrical, but apparantly the right makes up for the left and i would sure rather a fergus as captain then a weak-willy-will"

by iamthefalcon October 9, 2008

Tamara Ferguson

The Most Beautiful, amazing, sexually attractive, smart, funny, and all round perfect girl in the world. commonly known as tam

Wouldn't you just love to fuck tamara ferguson.

by Boris De Ballsac November 27, 2007

fangus

Fangus is a pungent, clumpy substance that looks and smells quite disgusting to the average westerner. Certain cultures consider it edible, but none find it appetizing. It is only eaten by outcasts or by those who have little else to eat. However, a few affluent people still eat it despite its nausea-inducing flavor, to the dismay of more civilized citizens.

Vincent: "Thomas, what is that you're eating?"
Thomas: "It's just a little fangus."
Vincent: "Gross! Thomas eats fangus!"
Mergatroy: "Thomas eats fangus?"
Vincent: "Thomas eats fangus!"

by A.P. Money January 12, 2009

fangus

A bizarre Indian delicacy quite unpopular in the United States.

It is served chilled and can contain curry, potatoes, and/or primate nervous tissue.

Dude: "What is that?"

Pratyush: "It's delicious and nutritious fangus."

Dude: "That doesn't look very appetizing."

by CornwallisCotton December 17, 2008

Scut Farkus

A cold blooded bully, someone who exhibits no sense of mercy or social showmanship.

"You remember ol' Dean? He was a regular Scut Farkus, make no mistake!"

Man 1:"I could really go for a ham sandwich right now!"
Man 2: "Why don't you go fuck Scut Farkus and see how that works out, eh?" (Canadian)

David Letterman is SO Scut Farkus!

by Kevin Ayers June 15, 2011

ferguson

Pronoun. Typically someone from Southern California or Arizona, who drives any sort of lifted 4x4 truck that has nautical stars and or energy drink decals on the back tinted window. A ferguson usually wears a black Tapout hat with the bill bent up, a Famous Stars and Straps jersey, camo cargo shorts with a chain wallet, high black socks, and big puffy tongue DC skate shoes. Occasionally, a ferguson will have sparrows or koi fish tattooed on his shoulder blades, gauge earrings, and have a dirt bike in the back of his lifted 4x4. Fergusons may be accompanied by a female, known as a bro hoe. It is very likely that he (the ferg) is not the first of his friends that has slept with this bro hoe. The bro hoe typically wears a white wife beater, cheap blue jeans, a belt with either studs or bottle caps, and a pair of fake Uggs she got from Pac-sun with a Christmas gift card.

Dude, you wanna go to the No Fear store?" "No dude. I don't need any ferguson gear.

by Goose1899 January 3, 2011