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Toilet Frappuccino 

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.
Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
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Flapuccino 

Mary performed the flapuccino maneuver of Kate during oral.
Flapuccino by 45-70 June 28, 2022

Californian Cappuccino 

Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.
Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!

Average Joe 2: Did you do it?

Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.

Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.

frappuccinoish

A. Combination of frappe, cino, and -ish meaning a milkshake like drink originating in Italy with an unspecified taste.
B. Akin to tasting like the Starbucks moneymaker.
Krispy Kreme now makes some frappuccinoish beverages.
frappuccinoish by JH.ERAU January 21, 2009

Flappuccino 

She gave me a flappuccino last night
Flappuccino by Hightower691 June 18, 2022

Caramel fappaccino 

its where two hot pale white girls scissor each other while a hot Latino girl flicks the bean in the corner of the room.
"Dude I watched some girls do a caramel fappaccino and it was hot AS FUCK," "Really? Bro you're so fucking lucky,"

Italian Frappuccino 

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.
Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.