Failien

A false UFO sighting

Dude, Cass saw a survival flare falling in the mountains while driving out here and thought it was a UFO, total failien.

by MagicToaster May 21, 2011

failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Failse

The combination of "Fail!" and "False".

dude: Man I got so stoned last night it helped me study for my finals
other dude: Failse! being stoned doesnt help you study!

by twitchthecookie March 21, 2010

Failin' Palin Jr.

Equally annoying and hypocritical daughter of a certain ex-vice presidential candidate.

How much is Failn' Palin paying ABC to keep Failin' Palin Jr. on the show?

by pnnyln October 27, 2010

Failing Grade Tits

A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.

D Cups onwards.

“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”

“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”

by Brad’s Encyclopedia May 17, 2021

Failist

A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.

"shoutouts belong to mew"
notice how she spelled "me" as "mew"
Jade is a failist.

by Xaltz April 3, 2009

failed state

Countries with a corrupt government, a falling economy, and a growing poverty rate.

Countries such as Haiti, Afghanistan, Liberia, Congo, Burma, Bosnia, and Tajikistan are good examples of failed states.

by Bobby February 25, 2005