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Failenware

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.
Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.
by Jklo June 22, 2008
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Faiger

Noun (FAY-ger) To seem incredibly gay, when actually straight, whilst getting large amounts of pussy. Origins: fake, fag, swagger.
Man, Jacob has hella faiger, I can't believe he gets mad pussy.
by Ben Dover-Maycock October 29, 2011
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Goat failure

A massive catastrophic failure or malfunction caused by stupidity. It is primarily used in online games.
When the Hotwire jumped out of the APC before they reached the back of the power plant, she was zapped by the Obelisk. Without enough C4 to put on the terminal, the mission was a goat failure. (Command and Conquer: Renagade)
by ImaginaryGod January 30, 2009
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Takatori Failure

Trying to delete all traces of embarrassment after a feeble attempt at anonymously trolling others on Reddit.
I committed a Takatori Failure, I'm going to delete my history in this thread. Not--as you will no doubt assume--because I was wrong, but because I am embarrassed to have engaged with you over something so pointless.
by Takatori Himself May 8, 2013
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Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
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by rperazag May 31, 2010
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failure

Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.
by Ixx April 25, 2005
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failtrain

a continuous cycle of failure or a combined, epic failure, where multiple parties join in so as to more effectively FAIL.
In China, everyone is compacted like sardines into a single train, or a failtrain.
by phailinc. June 12, 2009
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