freinds

The wrong way to spell friends

how dew u spel friends?

by not your friend October 10, 2003

French Credit Card

When someone swipes their fingers between an ass and then smells them to see if it stinks.

Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.

by Jacquesassstink November 4, 2012

french pinch

The act of pinching the genitals of a female using one's thumb and forefinger. In Europe this generally occurs from behind, often when travelling up a staircase.

"I apologise for spilling your soup, I was french pinched whilst entering the restaurant"

by uhrweazel December 2, 2009

french pussing

the act of two pussies rubbing together.

I Love french pussing. scissoring

by I-will-handle-it- May 12, 2015

French Onion

When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.

Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

frencess

Frencess has an innocent look but a wild imagination. Friendly and fun to be with. Frencess can be cute all the time and a sunshine to the group. Don't judge a frencess by its appearance, they maybe has an innocent look but they can be deadly inside. Frencess only loves one person but afraid to take risks.

Frencess is cute i swear

by Amcutie June 8, 2021

french biscuit

A small, moist, perfectly-formed turd. Possible origin: cockney rhyming slang with the word "shit".

"I'm proud of that french biscuit I layed earlier", or "Watch out, or I'll lay a french biscuit on your desk"

by Captain Bird's Eye July 30, 2008