1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.
by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021
Get the Shit Frecklemug. by jwrj53 August 24, 2011
Get the Whore frecklemug. by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010
Get the Freckle Fanmug. Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009
Get the Freckle Snatchermug. A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.
The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.
by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010
Get the Freckled Lemonademug. when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.
by bobby bill jenkins III [rifle team kaptian from kentucky] February 2, 2008
Get the chronic frecklesmug. by K.P.M. October 8, 2006
Get the Freckle Bitche'smug.