Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008

Farbler

A person who lies in a full bathtub and farts multiple times to smell the gas bubbles as they pop on the surface of the water.

Yo man, I just caught that farbler in the bathtub.

He is such a farbler.

by Lamar Forrester April 30, 2009

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

flarglesnarf

A word used to express extreme boredom and a desire to just bother someone.

Flarglesnarf.

I KNOW RIGHT?? I feel the same way today! There's just NOTHING to do!!

by penguinlord January 15, 2014

farble

Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.

I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.

by David Mann January 7, 2017

Faglet's

A group young men or boy's who hasn't realised their homosexuality yet.

Jerry: Look at those boys dressing up and playin wit dolls and shit!
Lee: Yup, those little fuckers's be right little faglet's!

by Edward0 September 20, 2006

Farger

austin power's fausha.

"he's your, your farger doctor evil."
"ohhhhh! my father."
"yesh its the dutch accent, dad is fausha, fausha is daddy."

by miss_sixty April 11, 2005