fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

by durson August 15, 2007

Fagosaurus Rex

Just a straight up homo

Bro, why is your brother so queer

Dude, he's a fagosaurus Rex

by caliquake November 11, 2009

Faponit

Faponit™ is *the* miracle cure: If you have a serious relationship-related decision to make, use some Faponit™ before, and it becomes so much easier!

@see fap on it

- "Geez, should I get back to my ex?"
- "I'd recommend using some Faponit™ first."

by wwwrun August 22, 2011

Fapsauce

n. 1.emissions made from the penis during or at the end of "fapping" (masturbating)
2. lubrications used during "fapping" (masturbating)

Henry grabbed a kleenex to clean up the fapsauce.

by Lovely Dork July 24, 2011

bohemian fapsody

When you fuck your girl to the beat of bohemian rhapsody, while imagining you are fucking Freddy Mercury.

My favourite sexual act was doing the Bohemian fapsody with my girlfriend.

by minotaurfuckboy September 15, 2015

Faportunity

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

by that one brotha January 28, 2009

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007