Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.
Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.
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2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.
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1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!
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