post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

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by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

faithful eruption

The act of "blowing a load" in/on/beside the girl you haven't seen in at least 6 months due to a long distance relationship after staying faithful to her for the duration.

I hadn't seen my girl in 8 months, but man ... I gave her the best faithful eruption she's ever had.

by seudoname October 12, 2017

erectis erupteous

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.

Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!

by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022

testicular eruption

when you have ball cancer the final stage is

Testicular eruption when your balls explode

bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer

you supply’s gonna get cut off!

yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass

by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023

polymorphic light eruption

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.

Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.

by Green_Unicorn420 May 19, 2018

erutuff

erutuff eats food, drinks liquid and poops. he sometimes makes trash internet videos and he is a big fan of pewdiepie

erutuff is my favorite YouTuber

I hate erutuff so much

by TuffyStuffy April 25, 2022