erectoral vote

Voting with your dick.

I don't care if she wants to impose a Nazi regime, she still has my erectoral vote.

by plukkert April 17, 2009

electoral college

The worthless piece of crap system that elected our current old white rich guy.

The electoral college is the most worthless piece of shit I have ever seen in my life! Look who it elected!

by JesusIsMyDaddy January 30, 2017

Erestor

The best Elf in the whole wide world. Also the sexiest. See "sexy" for his picture. Also see "Feanor" because they make the best damn couple ever. u.u Effigy, mah nizzle. Effigy. Side note: Feanor can also be found under "sexy". This pointless entry has been brought to you by the letter L for you're a loser!

Erestor pwns your stupid lame socks, you geek.

by Figgy November 20, 2004

Ejector Seat

Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.

After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her

by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004

Electoral college

The chosen elite who *actually* get to vote for the president, while you're out pretending your vote means something.

Bob: Hey Mary, we got the same polling place, wanna go make our voices heard?
Mary: Ain't nobody gonna hear my voice with the electoral college speaking all over me.

by JillyBeane December 14, 2013

Ejector Treats

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.

During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

Electoral College

A group of people, where most Americans think it is a school, actually decide the next president of the US.

Donald trump won the 2016 election by having more votes in the electoral college, despite having less popular votes than Hillary Clinton.

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020