by annalean September 27, 2022
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B: Who's decision was it to be forced into the world full of filth against one's will? What's the point to exist without fully understanding your place in this world? Is there even a place for someone so miserable like me? I don't feel it, I don't feel anything, I don't want to feel anything. If I could cease into the vortex of nonenity I would without a second thought; in every next destined for me life as well, just to omit the burden of the existence in form of an eternity lasting punishment put on my shoulders forcefully. Therefore, who's decision was it - shall be chastised with as equally gruesome doom...
A: cool, mine is this 😜
B: Who's decision was it to be forced into the world full of filth against one's will? What's the point to exist without fully understanding your place in this world? Is there even a place for someone so miserable like me? I don't feel it, I don't feel anything, I don't want to feel anything. If I could cease into the vortex of nonenity I would without a second thought; in every next destined for me life as well, just to omit the burden of the existence in form of an eternity lasting punishment put on my shoulders forcefully. Therefore, who's decision was it - shall be chastised with as equally gruesome doom...
A: cool, mine is this 😜
by icosaur March 20, 2023
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I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.
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by parcheesey January 15, 2009
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A state in which the person has never made out, and will probably never know.
Severe form of MOW.
A state in which the person has never made out, and will probably never know.
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