earritation

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.

Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.

by QuacksO February 7, 2022

earresponsible

Not listening to important things that you should be hearing in order for you to maintain a non-damaging-to-yourself-and/or-others status.

Ethan Couch's father foolishly close to just arbitrarily cater to his spoiled-rotten son's whiny blubbering instead of listening to reason when it came to following the local school's guidelines; he was so earresponsible, in fact, that he actually offered to buy the entire school just so that its officials would then have to treat his "little prince" in the preferentially-coddling fashion that he desired, rather than just being given the same ordinary respect and expectations that all of his fellow students were being issued.

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

Earring

A thingy you shove in your ear.

Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.

by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023

Earlism

When you do anything, say anything, or breathe in a certain way that could be compared to an Earl.

"I didn't hear what you said."

"Huh?"
"Wow, that was an Earlism."

by DefensiveEel88 August 24, 2023

earrick

An Earrick is somebody or something that has amazing basketball skills, and are extremely sexy.

Dang! That guy is good at basketball AND extremely handsome! What an Earrick!

by tickletom6969 November 19, 2023

Eardis

Eardis is a good guy with a kind heart. He's super chill. He's handsome but he's very shy to talk to any girl

"Omg Eardis is super chill I bet he get all the hoes"

by Assywassy November 20, 2023