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Dung tongue

Terrible smelling breath, resembling that of cow dung. Frequent among mainly middle-aged and erderly people, seldom ever enjoyed or celebrated and wholly unpleasant.
This chick at my work yo, she really nice but every time I chat to her I'm hit with a breeze of warm dung tongue right in the kisser.
by Dickie Bummel September 6, 2015
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Dung-geon

'The panicked, choiceless visitor must first conquer the choking ponk of stale piss and steaming botty slop of the dung-geon whilst avoiding all eye contact with the subnormal, cockthrottling mincers that frequent the shat splattered, piss caked tomb.'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
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Dung-a-ling

The act of having to take a dump, mid-phone conversation.
I totally pulled a Dung-a-ling when Joe P called to talk to me about the play-off tickets.

She was telling me how much she loves me on the phone- meanwhile, I was secretly pulling off a Dung-a-ling.
by mermaid72 January 4, 2010
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Pung Dung

Three year old's "nickname" for Hamburger. Also used as slang for calling friends and family...as in "silly" or "weird", "funny"...etc. Made popular by Gavin Baker.
"You're such a pung dung!", "Let's go eat some pung dung mommy!".
by BakerSix December 15, 2011
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dung heap

n. simply put, a pile of crap. a heap of shit. a mound of doo doo. you get the picture. Could also be used as an insult, if one so chose.
"Man, look at that large, smelly, brown dung heap."

"That's one big pile of shit." "Of course. It's a dung heap."

"Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
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Dung Beeple

The "Dung Beeple" is a Crypto Turd Artist who designs and/or creates Non Fungible Tokens (NFTs) that resemble turds. When these NFTurds are exceptionally and skillfully made, the artist is often compared to the American Digital Artist known as "Beeple" (Mike Winkelmann) as a form of pun to convey a double meaning or produce a humorous effect with the turd collecting insect known as the Dung Beatle.

"Dung Beeple" is considered a homophone (not to be confused with homophobe).
The American Crypto Artist GrumpyMonkey is so talented they are considered the next Dung Beeple of NFTurd digital arts.
by CryptoTurdZ December 15, 2021
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bad dung

extremely messy, greasy, defecation

(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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