A neckbeard (see neckbeard) who loves Android OS and sings its praise from morning til night. Can't comprehend Android shortcomings and generally has a vicious dislike for IOS.
How can you possibly work with so many droidbeards in here? It stinks of Camembert cheese and lotion!
by yaromir April 9, 2019
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Customer service cogs who can't answer a straight question Like a human being because they are forced to read off a script and the only words on the script are "I'm sorry", " I'm sorry", "I'm sorry."
I spent an hour on the phone trying to get past the automated attendant only to be transferred to a real life human devoid droid .
by Larklynchnoon June 22, 2017
Get the Devoid droid mug.A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
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Get the Mongoloid Droid mug.Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."
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Now that I got my Android phone, I'm a Droidikin!
Oh wow, I was unaware you were a Droidikin.
Now that I got my Android phone, I'm a Droidikin!
Oh wow, I was unaware you were a Droidikin.
by Droidikin March 27, 2011
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