disturbate

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.

(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!

by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013

Disturbation

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Disturbance

A bunch of band kids gathered together in a larger group

Random 1: What are all those kids on the field?
Random 2: that’s a disturbance

by Iwishiwasjessesgirl420 August 3, 2021

disturbating

it is to disturb someone sexualy

your really disturbating me

by apples219 June 3, 2019

Disturbating

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."

Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?

by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021

Disturber

A person who constantly asks you useless questions or bothers you. Some examples are: mom, brother, sister, etc.

My mom is being a disturber right now...

by JonVIto16 July 3, 2015

disturbed

disturbed is the most awsome nu metal band in the freeking world
if u hate em say i to saiten for me
meaning your going to hell and ill see you there
so like it or die!

they kick the crap out of that peice of crap band SOAD
so disturbed forever and screw system of a down!

by The Black Rose August 30, 2006