displaced homemaker

a useless bitch who got divorced

As a displaced homemaker who had spent her adult life "working" at home, Tina suddenly realized the only job she could do in the real world was answering phones.

by astro_man23 January 27, 2010

disgracefuk

the ironic typo when you go to call someone disgraceful for fucking someone totally wrong but hit the K instead of the L before pressing enter.

"you shagged your brother's ex? that's disgracefuk"

by temp0r August 29, 2011

disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.

Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Disgracin

v. The act of laying some one out and proceeding to dangle ones genitals inches from the disgracee's facial area.

Dude, we should get a five-man tactical team together and do some mass disgracin' this weekend.

by DisgracinTheBasin February 22, 2012

distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

disgraceful

The behaviour of people working in confined spaces, that have anything to do with registers or people whose names begin with D and end in wyer

Working with these registers make me feel disgraceful

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Hummingbird's Disgrace

Hummingbird's Disgrace is a popular indie movie straight from that silly Indianapolis town. Directed by the unstoppable force of Jones and Jordan, Hummingbird's Disgrace, often referred to as HBD, combines dramatic stories with fiery, gassy wit and humor that will make your mind explode a little. Until now, it was word of mouth that made this movie a midwestern legend. Soon, it will be released in theaters across the nation. A sequel is already in the works for all you hardcore HBD fans out there. Your sustenance is coming.

"Hey, man, have you seen Hummingbird's Disgrace? It's tiiite and exceptionally gassy."
"Yeah"

by Sara Jones September 27, 2006