A female that dresses like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz during the day, has a boyfriend that looks like the Keebler Elf, and wears promiscuous clothing when she goes swimming.
Chloe: I went swimming with Jonah last night.
Avery: Chloe, you are a disgraceful wench
Someone who is so disgraceful that they are a disgrace to rice. If you ever see someone who is sooooo ANNOYING just call them a disgraceful bag of rice. If their name is Dillian especially.
Oh my god they are SOOO ANNNOYYIIIINGGG
Yeah, they are a disgraceful bag of rice what?
Just go along with it
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.