Dirked it up

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.

I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.

by ceedree April 5, 2011

dirk nowitzki

the finest best NBA player the world has ever seen!

Dirk Nowitzki is so dreamy and hott and talented

by ada41 May 17, 2006

dirk caber

The best gay porn star ever. He teaches young twinks and straighties the ways of muscley gayness. He likes to lick warm cum off of his fuckerees.

The boys and I were jerking off to that Dirk Caber scene last night. He made us cum so hard.

by Dirk Caber’s Bae December 3, 2017

Dirk Digler

A big cock. Like that of a porn star.

His Dirk Digler hung out of his fly.

by kenz November 25, 2003

dirk shot

attempting and making a ridiculous shot. Particularly in "fading away" fashion. Similar to the 2011 NBA Playoffs where Dirk Nowitzki went H.A.M. for two solid months and made multiple clutch dirk shots

While falling out of bounds, Dirk Nowitzki j'd the dirk shot over Lebron James to seal Game 6 of the NBA Finals

by Drowe March 17, 2012

dirk storder

An alternative (joke) name for the character Dirk Strider from homestuck.

"Who is dirk storder?"

"Dirk Strider?"
"Yeah, that's what I said, dirk storder 🙄"

by maddestlad February 9, 2021

dirk diggler

the best person ever

dirk diggler is so cool

by dirkmfdiggler November 9, 2018