DILF

Dad I would like to (sleep with)
simple as this.
Hot daddy=yum

See that tall handsome tan guy with the stroller! He is a total DILF!

DILF by Lady-Confusa April 14, 2009

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

DILF by {W@R} April 16, 2006

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

DILF by Edee October 30, 2006

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

DILF by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016

My friend: Oh my god Bob Duncan is such a DILF!
Me: Ikr

DILF by Liltaki November 17, 2018

Dilf

Same thing as a milf, except for a dad.

Dad I love to fuck

Person 1: Hey have you met Josh’s dad?
Person 2: I have he’s a total dilf

Dilf by Dilfdaddy123 December 30, 2018

A super hot dad you'd like to fuck.
Dad I'd Like to Fuck