Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
Dog I'd Like to Fuck
Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)
Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.