Definitions by {W@R}

MILF 

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner

Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...

MILF by {W@R} April 16, 2006

DILF 

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

DILF by {W@R} April 16, 2006

SILF 

Squirrel I'd Like to Fuck

Sandy Cheeks is an underwater SILF

SILF by {W@R} April 16, 2006

TILF 

Titties I'd Like to Fuck

Every girl with big boobs has TILF

TILF by {W@R} April 16, 2006