4 definition by {W@R}

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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner
Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...
by {W@R} March 12, 2006

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Titties I'd Like to Fuck
Every girl with big boobs has TILF
by {W@R} March 12, 2006

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Squirrel I'd Like to Fuck
Sandy Cheeks is an underwater SILF
by {W@R} March 12, 2006

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Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)
Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.
by {W@R} March 12, 2006

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