dickwop

Dickwop is the definition of a “penis” waving around by itself uncontrollably.

“You’re such a dickwop, Sam”

by Fkbitchesgetmoney January 16, 2018

dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!

Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”

by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019

dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.

"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna

by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

dickfop

dickfop is the fat over the penis... fop(fat over penis). Also known as James Lacey or Cameron Felch

Guy- Man that dude is rude. Bro- Yeah guy hes bein a bunch of dickfop.

by zeus on the loose November 10, 2007

Dickpop

The sexual act of wrapping the ring finger around your partner's dick, much like how one would have a ring pop around their finger.

Slayergramps: Like a dickpop, like, you put your ring finger around someones dick, or...
Jman: You wanna try that out on each other sometime?

by jaufea February 10, 2017

Dickmouth

To makeout with a girl a few hours after she has given another guy head.

Mike made out with that girl!?!?!? He's a dickmouth!

by Suits Rule Us December 29, 2007