DiB

Stands for "Douche in a Buick", but refers to anyone driving 5-15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time these idiots are in a Buick.

Lady: "Are you almost home?"
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."

by fortysixandtwo March 11, 2007

DIB

An acronym meaning "Dead In Bed"

After a getaway weekend consisting of mainly sex Moses was quick to admit that his wife, Bethany K. was without a doubt a DIB

by mortgage guy November 10, 2004

dibs

Calling the right to something, which then must be immediately followed by a sword duel in order to prove your worth.

Man... Jason died after calling dibs... his opponent was a much better swordsman.

by amqueen September 20, 2018

dib

A difficult task, especially the act of inserting one's own testicles into a vagina. Derived from acronym DIB, or "dog in bathtub," referring to the difficulty of placing a canine into an enclosed area of water.

"Understanding Suslin lines is dib."

by Kyle Woodward September 3, 2004

DIB

An acronym for "Do It Bitch."

Frequently used in conjunction with STFU, DFIU and TCB

STFU. DIB. DFIU.
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)

by alexdog69 April 30, 2006

dibs

a slang term for the euphoric and spinal fludid draining drug xtc. came from officer dibble and was shortened as chief gurners cant say dibble without laughing intensly.

'what! you scamming jew! 2 dibs for £15 mate, you must be off your chicken bits mate!'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

dib

Abbreviation for Do It Boys. A fresh team of dope people from the city of Los Angeles. All about increasing the peace and spreading the positivity.

ren: hey romeo why is dib so dope
romeo: cuz were the most illest street team in the US, right angelo?
angelo: YEAH

by the do it boys October 10, 2005