Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

Decaspooky

A word used for describing an object or event that is so spooky it is beyond the level of "super spooky"

Guy 1: Dude did you see that horror movie?
Guy 2: Yeah it was decaspooky, man!

by Dmax35 February 21, 2019

Bad Text Decision

Bad text decisions are the texts that you know you should not, under any circumstances send, but you do. Often committed whilst super high or drunk, these texts seem like a good idea until you have pressed send. One common characteristic of bad text decisions is when you will ignore your friends' queries into who you are texting until said text is sent. After informing them, good friends will usually confiscate the phone.

Can also be shortened to BTD.

"So, is it bad if I just texted Kevin and told him I wanted him?" "You mean oldman creeper Kevin? Yes, that was a terrible idea, give me your phone before you make any more bad text decisions."

by The KickBack Kid February 5, 2010

The Big Delusion

The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.

After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.

by hodags1966 January 10, 2021

Ninja defuse

Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.

Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!

by RyukendenHayabusa March 13, 2013

MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.

My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

Rookie Decision

1. A poorly made decision
2. To decide stupidly.
3. Insult to newbies.

"Wow, what a rookie decision that was"
"Rooooookie Decision"

by Jipes Masta March 7, 2006