Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

Monster Truck Dump by the Geug April 8, 2009

dumpster chow 

An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.

You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.

dumpster chow by knowman January 7, 2012

crumb dump 

The act of taking a seemingly finished bag of chips, creasing it, and gently pouring the remaining morsels into your gullet.

Yo dude, it's literally impossible to crumb dump while driving! Like I'll send a text at the wheel but I cannot finish my chips!

crumb dump by educatedsnacker July 2, 2012

dumpstered 

demolished; destroyed, generally in a competition such as a sport or a game

Brazil just dumpstered on the USA in soccer

Get dumpstered n00b

dumpstered by ZimmermanDidNothingWrong June 29, 2013

Dumpster Dipping 

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.

"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."

Dumpster Dipping by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014

suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

suck a dick dumbshit by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

Dumpsack 

A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.

Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.

We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.

Dumpsack by c.harris May 10, 2011