the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.
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Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
by ShitBrick February 24, 2004
Get the upper decker mug.the result of massive insertion of smokeless tobacco in the lower and upper jaw at the same time, resulting in a twin horseshoe shape of tobacco. When performed with loosleaf tobacco, it is known as the chokey chubby chew.
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A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
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