cumshotable

Adj. Cum-shot-a-ble. Attractive or cute, sometimes with the appeal of innocence, enticing someone to ejaculate onto.

"That young receptionist has an extremely cumshotable face."

by The Enthusiast March 4, 2009

Cumster

Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.

Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.

by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009

cumstache

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

Cumslut Wife

When you find a man you trust, would marry in a heartbeat and push each others sexual boundaries... the wife realises for the very first time that she has an addiction to her husbands cum, addicted to getting it out of his body anyway she can and having it anywhere on her body is the most grateful way to say thank you.

My cumslut wife needs to milk every last drop of my hot, wet sperm tonight.

by Willysslut June 8, 2018

cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

by MinaTass April 21, 2021

cumsock

sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.

"mum found the cumsock"

by dr cumsock November 9, 2020

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009