Clinton job

Another word for blowjob, first used by the Ed Wood of the fanfic world, David Gonterman.

All the artist had to do was write himself into his comic, and his persona got all the Clinton jobs he never received in high school.

by Carne Largo March 15, 2004

Hillary Robot Clinton

If you are unfortunate enough to hear this boring bitch give a speach then you'd understand.

BLAAA bla BLAAA bla BLAAAA blaa

BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla BLAAA blaa

BLAAAA blaa BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla

she's like a wind up toy from hell

by Dreddy August 30, 2004

Chintercourse

The process of having sexual intercourse while utilizing a strap-on dildo affixed to one's chin - otherwise known as a chindo or chin-do.

Dude, I was having chintercourse with my chick last night. Chintercourse is so much more fun than regular intercourse - I get such a better view of her meat curtains!

by Meat Curtains 4 Ever May 7, 2010

Clint Eastwood

Epitome of cool in the acting world. This dude started out cool and nearly froze being so cool! Clint has spoken some of - if not THE - coolest lines in movie history. Clint Eastwood movies are a must watch for all men and cool women to boot! The example section will remind Clint fans of some of his best lines as well as introduce any idiots - who don't know who he is - to this phenom.

A FEW Clint Eastwood lines from various movies, quotes may not be EXACT but are close, There are likely a hundred more!
"Go ahead....make my day!"
"Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!"
"Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!"
Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away."
Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?"
Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...."
Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!!
Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Clinton Corners

Such a small town in New York that nobody really knows where it is.

Jill - Im from Clinton Corners.
Jack - Where the hell is that?
Jill - I dont know...

by Tiff3141592654 December 22, 2008

Clintasaurus

A brownie and bacon eating dinosaur that goes around destroying anything in it's path.

Paul: "Where's my bacon?" Ted:"A Clintasaurus must have stomped by and ate it."

by teamramrodd January 18, 2012

pulled a clinton

A scenario when everything is going your way, but you manage to fuck up the very last minute.

Person 1:"Bob was certain he was about to win the marathon. But then he died of a heart attack, right before the finish line"
Person 2: "Nigga pulled a Clinton"

by BitchAssFggtRekt November 25, 2016