Crotch Droppings

Kids, especially bratty ones.

She has eight crotch droppings with eight different baby daddy.

by MysteryGrrl August 3, 2005

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crotch candy

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

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hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.

Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

by Osama Obama September 21, 2007

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someone who is creepy but, at the same time, hot. Identifying someone as a crottie often fills the identifier with a vague sense of dread, because they are sexually attracted to someone that they also find repulsive or a little bit scary.

Actually, (insert serial killer's name here) is quite the crottie.

Many glam rockers and new wave singers are crotties. For example, David Bowie sometimes swings in the direction of crottie. As does Gary Numan.

When I was a child, I had this weird crush on Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Ladybugs." What a crotty!

by jrafert June 15, 2011

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Crotch Vampire

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)

(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)

Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.

by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008

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