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Creepypasta

Creepy stories that float around on the Interwebs.
Kate: I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary" 3 times into a mirror, a hook will appear on your car door.

Rob: No, dude. That's just some creepypasta.
by howtocookhumans July 26, 2008
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Crep

"That guy has decent crep"
by CamdenTown September 20, 2009
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creepy stalker

people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.

the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.

the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.
Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.
by J.Flry December 27, 2011
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creepy hug

Goes by many monikers. i.e. Awkward Lock; Pelvic Press.

When a dude goes in for the hug, but sneaks in a little pelvic thrust/hip grind action on a girls lower abdomen. Leading to a very one-sided uncomfortable pause. Guys don't usually know they do it.
"Oh My Gosh! Mary I haven't seen you for so long!" *Creepy Hug*
by calamata5544 January 9, 2008
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crept on

When another man has sexual relations with your girlfriend, or partner. Usually refers to when another guy hooks up with your girl.
Man, Fred's been out of town for the past two weeks, and word on the street is that some other nigga crept on his girl last night.
by Ellis Burks July 5, 2008
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Creptile

A seady, beady, creepy, disgrace of a human being
Joey is a Creptile
by NormanHoffstater June 18, 2011
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uncle creepy

gross older man who's tryin' to get the hook up from some young hottie!
I was kickin' it in the store and some uncle creepy was all up on me, tryin' to get himself some.
by gwendolynsky October 26, 2006
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