credit card boner 

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

credit card boner by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Credit Card Nirvana 

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.

I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana

Credit Card Nirvana by blockboih September 24, 2021

credit card with no limits 

It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..

Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.

credit card with no limits by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 1, 2022

Credit Card Swiping 

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

Credit Card Swiping by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022

Credit card slot 

The fat roll(s) in the back of the head.

That guy has a deep credit card slot.

Credit card slot by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022

Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.

Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.

Credit Card Christian by Silvershades November 14, 2023

Credit card call center girl 

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties

Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl

Credit card call center girl by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024