Blump Crain

To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown

"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."

by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005

crannock

From Cranston. Used to define a hot girl's vagina, when the said girl is generally unwilling to show the opposite sex it.

"maaaaan she's got a crannock apparantly, only ____ has ever seen it though!"

by Gtfddd October 23, 2007

Crannis

The name Crannis derives from the French, originally containing a solely aristocratic meaning, it is now the meaning of something completely different. To Crannis someone is to flip them the bird slowely, usually while incredibly intoxicated and vomiting into a plastic bin.

Also the name of a generally cool guy.

Rachel flipped Alex the Crannis when he asked if she was coming out.

Person 1: Have you seen that Crannis around?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an outstanding member of our society. When I grow up, I wanna be just like Crannis!

by Crannins December 7, 2011

Cranny

A grandmother’s vagina, the most sacred of all places; that which shall never be mentioned.

“Dude, my mom made me visit my grandma yesterday and all I could smell was her cranny! So stank!”

by JohnnyBlanco69 April 7, 2019

lydia crain

A very sexy women with a nice rack, sexy camel toe, and very sexy ass

Lydia Crain is a very sexy women with all the perfect assets for a good time

by Thegogether February 27, 2017

Denny Craine

To have sex with someone in a public (usually crowded) place, such as a cloak room or toilet.

The statement of "Denny Craine!" will be enough for your mates to know that you have departed momentarily for a sexual excursion...

"dude where were you!?"
"Denny Craine!"
*high-5's all round*

by Gerard December 6, 2007

cranny

Wussy; Wimp; Chicken; No backbone

1."Bro I've been waiting for him to talk to me for days!"
"Don't worry about it, he's a big cranny."

2. "COME BEAT ME UP YOU BIG PILE OF CRANINESS!"

by Crigal April 15, 2008