crannock
From Cranston. Used to define a hot girl's vagina, when the said girl is generally unwilling to show the opposite sex it.
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Cannock-Coffee
A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire.
To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
Cannock-Coffee by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013
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Cannock Chase High School
Commonly known as "The Acedemy For Our Community", CCHS boasts a whopping 11% pass rate for their A-Level examinations, along with gum-infested underdesks, toilets that have cigarette air fresheners, and a management system similar to that of the Zimbabwe economy ministry.
Whilst the image of the school is more important to the headteacher (who shares a name with the protagonist of an advertisement for a certain cleaning product), the place doesn't seem more appetising to prospective students and parents alike than the rear end of a monkey. If said students should be enforced by their parents to attend, they will be successfully be transformed into rude, chavvy delinquents who will stand less chance of gaining qualifications than a hobo.
Whilst the image of the school is more important to the headteacher (who shares a name with the protagonist of an advertisement for a certain cleaning product), the place doesn't seem more appetising to prospective students and parents alike than the rear end of a monkey. If said students should be enforced by their parents to attend, they will be successfully be transformed into rude, chavvy delinquents who will stand less chance of gaining qualifications than a hobo.
University interviewer: "So, where did you graduate from?"
Student: "Cannock Chase High School."
University interviewer: "Lolwut."
Student: "Cannock Chase High School."
University interviewer: "Lolwut."
Cannock Chase High School by GoddamnOverlord November 27, 2011
cannock
The land of opportunity in which a man can aquire most things easy, cheap and skanky.........and where a woman can acquire a child very easily before she reaches the age of sixteen.
Did ya bone er?......yeah man i pummelled like a beast........only sixteen an all.......fanny like a wizards sleeve!!! .........doubled up for a while, couldnt feel fuck all mate.
cannock by Graham Bridges May 8, 2005
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cannock rules by Graham Bridges December 29, 2003
crantock
1. a place in newquay, in the south of england.
2. a word that can be substituted into any sentence.
2. a word that can be substituted into any sentence.
1. last summer i stayed for a week in crantock.
2. girl: you ok?
boy: no, i'm feeling a bit crantock today to be honest.
boy: i sure as hell like the look of that crantock you've got there!
boy: get your crantock away from my crantock, or i will just have to call the crantock!
2. girl: you ok?
boy: no, i'm feeling a bit crantock today to be honest.
boy: i sure as hell like the look of that crantock you've got there!
boy: get your crantock away from my crantock, or i will just have to call the crantock!
crantock by lauralegend August 6, 2008
Cannock
Town marking the edge of the Cannock Chase. Just north of the bit of the UK God forgot about. Not too bad, but not the nicest place in the world.
Guy 1: You live in Cannock?
Guy 2: Yeah, go mountain biking every Thursday. Literally right outside my doorstep
Guy 2: Yeah, go mountain biking every Thursday. Literally right outside my doorstep
Cannock by Anonceymous October 5, 2019