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Snap Crackle Pop

When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019
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holy snap, crackle, and pop

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.
Holy snap, crackle, and pop! I forgot to study for this test!
by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011
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Something poppin, vivacious, or popular. Widely enjoyed.
1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
by superman7489 January 22, 2015
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Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.
Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.
by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022
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Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Snatch crackle and pop

When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.
“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight
by 5n4tch December 15, 2022
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