Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.
by temeasesino October 27, 2011
Get the The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrewmug. A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"
by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011
Get the double dirty egyptian corkscrewmug. A person riding a roller coaster who experiences a loss of personal objects such as ipods, cell phones, cameras, and various wads of cash while going upside down.
"Man, I just lost my phone and my new camera on that spin! How the hell am I going to replace that?"
"Ha, I don't know dude...you're corkscrewed."
"Ha, I don't know dude...you're corkscrewed."
by Alex...Kimber December 26, 2008
Get the Corkscrewedmug. Friend one "Did you hear Jayson ODed after getting absolutely corkscrewed last night"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"
by itsjaylol December 3, 2024
Get the corkscrewedmug. by Candleslit February 14, 2018
Get the Bloody Corkscrewmug. The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
Get the Porter Corkscrewmug. This is when the guy is laying on his back and the girl does the splits on the guys long dick and start spinning on it
by I want this May 2, 2021
Get the Corkscrewmug.