Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.
by temeasesino October 27, 2011

A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"
by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011

A person riding a roller coaster who experiences a loss of personal objects such as ipods, cell phones, cameras, and various wads of cash while going upside down.
"Man, I just lost my phone and my new camera on that spin! How the hell am I going to replace that?"
"Ha, I don't know dude...you're corkscrewed."
"Ha, I don't know dude...you're corkscrewed."
by Alex...Kimber December 26, 2008

Friend one "Did you hear Jayson ODed after getting absolutely corkscrewed last night"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"
by itsjaylol December 3, 2024

by Candleslit February 14, 2018

The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
by kevin champion November 22, 2024

This is when the guy is laying on his back and the girl does the splits on the guys long dick and start spinning on it
by I want this May 2, 2021
