Conserve School

A staff-controlled bureaucracy that silences those who object.

Don't work there! That store's a Conserve School!

by pretend that you dont know me December 26, 2006

Constravesy

When a situation is particularly outrageous and chaotic, a controversy and a travesty.

"Hey man, I crashed my motorcycle this morning and have to go to hospital."

"Oh crikey, what a complete and utter constravesy!"

by Mario Van Peebles August 2, 2013

contraversal

Some thing to say to sound smart

That was a very contraversal conversation

by Childslayer April 3, 2016

Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 24, 2015

Contrived

Something produced to look "all new" and shit but having the same content and atmosphere about it. These things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, TV shows, music, toys, appearance, sexual activity, even so much as a state of mind.

" I don't know, man...everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived."

"pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived"

"Hipsters actually are EXTREMELY contrived."

by Dystyl September 2, 2012

Conserve School

1. A place in the Northwoods that is like hell on Earth, but cold.
2. Where the Admin shove the word community down the throats of the students and then throws all of the school alleged "values" out the window to teach the students a lesson
3. Where the heads of the school like to make examples out of students, the worse the punishment the better
4. A place where if you are from Serbia and can play basketball you are automatically excepted, no matter how smart you are and if you are one of these foreign basketball boys you are excempt from all punishment

"Shit...my parents are sending me to Conserve School..."
"It's okay man, they will expell you soon anyways..."

by Elaine Donahue April 22, 2008

constripulator

That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.

That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.

by kstrachdeuce September 14, 2007